Wally's Revenge


On the Plunder Island, Wally was just getting his tattoo removed, and he heard the shop has a freckle
safe policy, LeChuck kicked down the door and said, "Ye Lazy Scum! Get back to work, before I beat ya,
with yer own legs!"  LeChuck burnt the tattoist to a crisp, (turning him into one of his undead crew members)
then he grabbed Wally by the throat and threw him on the ground. LeChuck told the ex-tattooist to
escort Wally to his ship, LeChuck followed.  Three days later, they arrived on Monkey Island, at
the LeChuck's Carnival of the Damned.  Wally, the undead recruit, and LeChuck walked past by the 
Stinky Wharf Rat, and past Dinghy Dog, and the un-hygienic Snowcone guy, then went on to the Rollercoaster
of Death.  The undead crewman got so scared, his bones couldn't stay apart while going down a steep cliff, so he
broke apart and fell to the ground.  At the third stop on his Rollercoaster (scene from Monkey Island 2
in LeChuck's Dungeon) LeChuck needed the last part to his Diorma, Wally! He hung Wally up on a rope by his arms,
and put a black cloth around his mouth.  Meanwhile Guybrush just undid the curse on Elaine (that was quick!)
and then was captured by a bunch of LeChuck's skeletal crew.  Three days later, Guybrush, and Elaine
got in to the Carnival.  Guybrush was confronted by LeChuck, and had a VERY long talk about the past
games.  At the end of the conversation, Guybrush was acting like a kid, saying, "LALALALALALALALALALA,
I can't hear you! LALALALALALALALALALA, I can't hear you!" LeChuck got so annoyed he said, "
Very well Threepwood, if you're gonna act like a child, I'll help you get in the mood!" 
Guybrush uttered a simple, "Yipe." then LeChuck made a little movement with his hands, and turned 
Guybrush into a little seven year old!  Guybrush opened the door of the ride he was in  and went into 
the area where Wharf Rat, Dinghy Dog, and the Snowcone guy was.  He went to Dinghy Dog and asked him
how he can win of these fabulous prizes.  Dinghy Dog said, "If I can't guess your age or your weight,
you can win a prize." Guybrush said, "I bet you can't guess how old I am!" Dinghy Dog replied,  "Well
a fearsome little buccanear like yourself must b, seven years old. " Guybrush said, "HA! Wrong! I just
so happen to be twenty!" 
Dinghy Dog said, "Well do you have any proof for your old pal Dinghy Dog?"
Guybrush replied, "You calling me a liar?"
Dinghy Dog stated, "You bet I am!"
Guybrush said, "I have my proof right here!" 
Guybrush showed Dinghy Dog a card that said, "SCUMM Actor's Guild Membership Card: Guybrush Threepwood:
Age: Twenty
Dinghy Dog replied confused, "Well, I suppose you're right, pick your prize!"
Guybrush got a anchor, which he used in a fake meringue pie.  He put some shaving cream on a pie pan
and added the anchor to it.  He went  to the Wharf Rat and was nauseated by the putrid stench coming
from the suit.  He asked how to play the game.  You shoot at the cannon at Monty Meringue and win a prize.
Guybrush added the fake pie onto the stack and said to fire the cannon, the pie with the anchor flew
right into Monty Meringue's head and knocked him out.  Guybrush opened the gate to the entrance to
the back where Monty was.  He stuck his head out from the hole where Monty was sticking his head out.
The rat shot the cannon at Guybrush, and Guybrush got some of the meringue and stuffed it into his pocket.
guybrush walked to Dinghy Dog and pushed him, then got some of the costume fur from Dinghy Dog.   
He went to the Snowcone guy, and got a plain one, because the Snowcone guy had a bunch of in-edible ones.
Guybrush picked up a pepper mill on the Snowcone Guy's stall, and poured some pepper on the snowcone, then added
some fake hair, and some meringue.  He ate the snowcone and was turned back into his normal self, now he could
go on the Rollercoaster.  I don't want to bore you with all of the next part, all Guybrush does is make a bomb
out of rum, a rope, and some oil, and destroys LeChuck with it.  Now let's get to the part where Wally gets his Revenge.
On his way on the Rollercoaster, Guybrush saw Wally hanging, and noticed it was really him.  He then said, "I'll
rescue him after I defeat LeChuck."  but, Guybrush forgot to, and guess what? Wally got real mad!
Not only that, Guybrush vowed to set free the monkeys also, but did he remember? Nope.  That's how the
story got it's name.  After a hour after LeChuck's "frozen" death, Wally managed to break through the ropes 
and untie the black cloth.  Wally mumbled to himself, "Grrr...That Guybrush be a liar! Oi'm gonna
go set 'dose monkeys free and turn 'em into a lethal horde! Guybrush will never ever forget to unfree me again!"
Wally plundered a ship on the docks, and sailed to Booty Island with his crew of monkeys to find Guybrush
at Elaine's mansion, which was a pretty good guess for someone like him.  Wally landed on Booty Island
five days later.  He docked the ship at the docks, and let a group of ten monkeys ravage for useless
junk at the antique shop.  While he and a few hundred more monkeys were scouring the jungle for the mansion.
After about two hours, he came upon a guard house.  A woman came out with a pistol and was about to shoot, but a 
monkey with a rifle blasted her head off.  Then they went across the path over the water and into the forest, then
to the mansion.  A bunch of dogs attacked the monkeys, but the monkeys stabbed, and shot with their weapons.
A bunch of monkeys were lying there dead, and the dogs were all dead.  They stormed the mansion killing
guardsmen and on-going tourists and partiers.  They went up to Elaine's room but no one was there.
They had went to the wrong place.  So they set sail for Melee Island, and rested there for about a year.
After about 1 year, 4 months, and 6 days, they set sail for Plunder Island  which was about seven days away.
Meanwhile, in Elaine's Fort on Plunder Island, Guybrush and Elaine had a boy, named, Ooybroosh Threepwood.
They had a celebration feast and all that stuff a month after the birth, labor with Elaine you know.
When Wally's crew had gone onto Plunder Island's beaches, they stormed the fort, rolling cannons into the water,
killing guardsmen, and all that stuff, they came to the area where Guybrush was.  Guybrush never lived to
see his son graduate and get married.  He was attacked by a horde of monkeys, and a angry Wally.
Elaine came into the room and shot a monkey in the back, but she couldn't fen off all the monkeys, she too,
died...And it's sad to say, the fort crumbled along with Oobroosh Threepwood.  Such a sad ending ay?
Anyways, the ending was that Wally gained confidence for becoming a vicious corsair, and he became the
governor of the tri-island area of Plunder, Melee, and Booty Islands.
THE END