The Evil King TeZuck

In the pirating ages, there was a king named Guybrush, his queen was Elaine, and they had a son named
TeZuck.  As the years went on, TeZuck got very violent.  He would burn houses, steal goods from the docks,
plunder jewlry shops, and steal ships.  At the age of eighteen, TeZuck was burning down a house when he slipped
on a banana peel and fell into the fire.  He died that day after extensive surgery in the Plunder Island
Medical Center.  There was a funeral service held for him two days later, then in the middle of the service
of the funeral, his arm smashed right through the box, it had turned a hard green color, and it looked
as if it were rock.  He smashed open the lid, and caused everyone to gasp.  TeZuck got out of the coffin
and grabbed to nearby soldiers, and burnt them into undead soldiers.  He then ran off to the docks and stole 
a ship, making everyone on board his slave and soldier.  After what had just happened, King Guybrush
set out a fleet of ten Chicken Destroyers to search out for the stolen ship and for TeZuck and his undead army.
About three months later, the fleet came back with two smashed up, almost broken apart ships.  King Guybrush
and Queen Elaine went to the ships and asked what had hapened.  The Captains on of the ships said, "TeZuck
has been found on the Isle of Flaming Blubber your majesties.  He destroyed eight of our ships, turning all
the crews into members of his army."  King Guybrush slammed his fist down on a crate nearby and got a couple
bad blisters in his wrist and fingers.  Guybrush yelled, "lead an armada of 100 Chicken Destroyers to the Isle
of the Flaming Blubber and capture TeZuck! Then bring him here!!!" The Captains replied at the same time, "Yes,
you majesty!!!"  So the armada of 100 Chicken Destroyers set out for the Isle of Flaimg Blubber.  They
reached the Island four days later.  When they reached the docks of the island, a group of undead soldiers
pulled out muskets, rifles, cutlasses and sabres, two of them pulled up a few cannons.  The Admiral
of the Armada screamed, "FIRE!!!"  A hail of cannonballs smashed into the group killing three quarters of them, 
and making others bodiless and injured on the floor.  The Armada pulled into the docks.  Out of all the houses
and shop came at least five undead soldiers, armed to the teeth wtih weapons and armor.  The Armada
loaded cannons and fired at the crowds of undead soldiers, and crew memn from the ships that were
searching the island, were killed and thrown into a lifeless heap of dead piles of bodies.  After a while
all of the undead soldiers were killed, then TeZuck said, "OH! The pain of it all! I surrender! Take me 
to my father and mother!" TeZuck then smiled to himself and uttered a , "hehehehhhee" Tezuck was taken on board
the prison ship and was tied with chains to a wall.  After the four days of sailing, they landed on 
Plunder Island.  King Guybrush and Queen Elaine hugged TeZuck and kissed him.  Then TeZuck said," Sorry to do
this, but, BOOM!" King Guybrush said, "Huh?" Then all of a sudden he was blasted into a boneless body
on the floor, dead.  Elaine cried and wailed.  Guardsmen started to hit TeZuck but, can you guess what happened?
Yep, you got it, they died.  TeZuck killed Elaine, and became the king of the Caribbean.   
THE END