The Story of Young Lindy, the Cabin Boy

One day, a boy was borned, his parents, mindy and lindy, sr. named their son Lindy, jr.  At the
age of 10, Lindy, jr., parents were killed in a town razing by a crew pirates, he escaped, running for his life through the
woods of Melee Island.  He spent three years living in the forest, until one day, when a ship dropped anchor
into Melee Island, the granddaughter of the ships's captain, had a group of people and livestock, and
food, and tons of barrels of grog.  They started a colony, and the captain pulled up the anchor and sailed
somewhere.  The colonists started building a town, starting with a bar named the SCUMM Bar.  Lindy
went into the town about a week later, then he just ran straight through town and ran to the grandaughter's
mansion.  He stayed inside a little shed outside of the mansion for about two days, eating rats and muddy water.
Then a man opened the door, and said, "Watcha ye be doin' you'm lit'l rascal ye!" Young Lindy replied
very scared, "Uh....uh....Oi'm stayin'...uhhh...shelter in dis' 'ere 'ut!"  The man, which looked a lot
like a gardener picked him up and went into the townsquare and yelled, "Does this 'ere choild belong to
anyone!!!" and everyone just shook their heads and said, "NO" So the gardener took Young Lindy to the mansion
and he lived there.  He learned the granddaughter's name was Elaine Marley, and her captain
was going to be in Melee Island in about a year.  So a year passed by and Captain Marley came to the mansion.
He met the Young Lindy and said for him to be the cabin boy of his ship,  Young Lindy had no life
on Melee Island, so he signed up.  He sailed the seas for months on end, drinking grog and rum, and getting scurvy,
eating sawdust and all that, then one day, they dropped anchor on Blood Island.  Captain Marley
had been holding a map to the legendary treasure of Big Whoop on Monkey Island.  But on Blood Island,
a man named LeChuck talked to one of the crew members called Rum Rogers, sr.  For a price of a few
drinks, Rum Rogers, sr. said he'd give him the map to Big Whoop.  But a day later, they left port, and LeChuck followed.
Captain Marley ripped the map into four pieces and gave one piece to Rum Rogers, Rapp Scallion (the cook),
and Young Lindy, and one of course for him.  They vowed to guard it with their life, and LeChuck saw to it that
they did...First LeChuck went to Booty Island, and ordered a birthday cake for Rapp's 35th birthday,
Rapp had a weenie hut on Booty Island, and he kept the gas and lighter on all the time, and LeCguck fully lit
the cake, and sent it to his hut, and the hut blew up.  Next he went to Rum, and Rum was taking a bath,
eating toast and drinking rum like he usually does when he takes bath, and when the toaster 'mysteriously' 
fell into the tub, electricuting him.  Next came Captain Marley, Marley was sailing the America's Cup,
when LeChuck sent his ship into a whirpool, killing the crew, next was, Young Lindy...Young Lindy was
begging for mercy, and LeChuck wanted the map piece.  So Lindy did, and LeChuck gave him a fortune.  Lindy
started a successful advertising firm, then LeChuck came back for his debt.  Young Lindy couldn't pay his debt,
so he sold everything he got, he got so desperate, he joined a traveling circus.  He died when he was
shot out of a cannon, without a helmet.  And that is the story of Young Lindy, the cabin boy...
THE END