Lemonhead the Tyrant

On an island in the Caribbean, in the year 1680, there lived a cannibal called Lemonhead,
he got this name because he wears a lemon over his head.  He also ate tons of lemons.  He ruled
the kingdom of Lemonville.  His people would serve him lemons and limes for breakfast, lemon cakes
and lemon meringue pies for snack, and lemon everything.  One day, one of his peasents didn't send
him his load of lemons for the week.  Lemonhead whipped him thirty times and threw him into the 
dungeon for five days.  After the five days, the peasent (His name is Caneebul) left the kingdom
and went to another island about three hundred miles away called Blubber Island, it has this name
because a lot of seals and whales end up on that island.  He was free to do what he wanted there, until
Lemonhead started searching the islands for Caneebul.  One day, Caneebul was picking
a bunch of Gooseberries out of a bush when a horde of Lemonhead's soldiers rushed into the village and 
started searching the island for Caneebul.  Caneebul picked up a monkeywrench nearby and whacked a bunch of 
soldiers in his way, he escaped on a little dinghy boat parked by the docks and paddled for two hours until
he reached another island inhabited by a few settlers from Spain and a bunch of animals.  He made
a shelter out of the boat and slept there for two days.  Then Lemonhead's soldiers picked him up
one night and thre him into the hold on one of their ships.  They headed back to Lemonville.
Caneebul was charged with leaving the island without notification and was sent to prison for ten years.
After about three years, he escaped.  He swore to get revenge on the stupid Lemonhead and his soldiers.
He discovered an island about five hundred miles away for Lemonville and he started a village over there,
with over five hundred soldiers, Caneebul sent an army to Lemonville to destroy the village, kill 
Lemonhead and his soldiers, then to reclaim the city.  So there was a gruesome battle that lasted for
five weeks and two days.  Three quarters of the city was demolished and over ten thousand people died.
Lemonhead's mask was set ablaze on a pike, and his body was roasted in a big feast.  The End.