The Goodsoup Family's History Book

4 A.D.

Ezekial Goodsoup creates Water Soup.

23 A.D. n' a half

Ezekial Goodsoup dies- Son Freakial Goodsoup takes over the biz of soup

23 A.D. n' three quarters

Freakial has a son and names him Shrimpy Goodsoup.

40 A.D. n' a half

Freakial dies, Shrimpy has three kids:
Stimpy
Zimpy
Chocoa
They all work on Goodsoup Gumbo Delights

47 A.D.

A famine plagues the land and three quarters of the Goodsoup family is wiped out.
Zimpy the second son of Shrimpy creates Beansprout n' Carrot Soup. 

56 A.D.

Zimpy dies, his daughter and son, Ziiny and Zinny, takes over the biz and creates a bunch of different soups.

78 A.D.

Ziiny and Zinny die from bandits along Highway 6, and their soup recipes are stolen from the Van Salad family.

93 A.D.

Infromnoksosis is born from Oozefunh Goodsoup.  They take over the biz and then also are killed by the Van Salad family.

96 A.D.

The whole Goodsoup family is dead, actually, almost, a lost child named Munk Gunk was stolen from the Van Salad family.

96 A.D. n'  a half - 1348 A.D.

Nothing heard from the Goodsoup family, but Munk Gunk had a big family which were Goodsoups.
He starts restaurants in Scotland, Ireland, and England.

1352 A.D.

Clammy Chowderey Pup starts a chain of restaurants in Greenland, Finland, and Iceland.

1390 A.D.

Clammy dies, his cousins and sons build restaurants all over Asia and Northern Africa.

1568 A.D.

Everything went fine from 1390 A.D. until the Van Salads struck again! They set fire to 345 restaurants and resorts.
Forty-Three Van Salads were caught by the Goodsoups, they all got decapitated by the Guillotine.

1600 A.D.

There are presumibaly four hundred Goodsoups around the world so far...New soups are invented by the hour, but the Van Salads
are still out there.  They start killing and salughtering Goodsoups by the tens.

1629 A.D.

The Goodsoups had enough, they sailed to Italy on Warships armed with Holemaker Deluxes and blasted
the Van Salad's Salad Factory to bits.  This means war for the Van Salads.

1633 A.D.

The Goodsoups here the Van Salads are in the Caribbean.  

1634 A.D.

The Goodsoups, led by P. Hamilton Goodsoup, attacks Van Sald restaurants along the islands.  

1635 A.D.

P. Hamilton Goodsoup starts a restaurant on Scabb Island, the Goodsoups have restaurants in the Caribbean now.

1637 A.D.

The Goodsoups drive the Van Salad family out of the Caribbean.  

1643 A.D.

A colony of Goodsoups start a colony on Blood Island.

1650 A.D.

A pirate comes onto Blood Island.  He wins the heart of Minnie Stronie Goodsoup, he steals her diamond ring and
sells it to smugglers on Skull Island.  Minnie dies of a broken heart.

1660 A.D.

Griswold Goodsoup is born, he is the last of the Goodsoups, and he has a Goodsoup Resort-Hotel on Blood Island...
His parents died when he was five, and Mort the Grave Digger took care of him.  When he was thirty-two, a rogue
pirate crashed on the beach.  He claimed he was a Goodsoup...

---Here Ends the Timeline---