By Joe Martin 
  
                  The Tale of Funky Isle 
  
 IT WAS A COLD DAY AND MANCOMB SHIVERED AS HE WALKED CALMY 
 OUT OF THE SEA AND ON TO THE BEACH HE WAS VERY COLD AND COULD 
SEE NO SURVIVORS OF HIS SHIP NO THE LARD MASTER,FEETLOOK AND 
OTIS THE AARDVARK HAD ALL GONE DOWN WITH SHIP 
 IT WAS THEIR OWN FAULT THOUGH IF THEY HAD SAID PLEASE HE WOULD 
HAVE LIFTED THEM INTO THE BOAT BUT NO ALL THEY SAID WAS "HELP ME 
MANCOMB I CAN'T SWIM!!" SO HE SAILED ON TILL HE GOT TO THE ISLE 
KNOWN AS FUNKY HE DID NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF BEING THERE AS IT WAS 
THE HOME OF LEHOOK HIS ARCH ENEMIE BUT STILL HE WALKED ON IN AND 
CAME TO THE TOWN HE KNEW IT WELL  HE HAD HAD MANY A GRUESOME 
BATTLE HERE AND KNEW IF HE HAD A CHANCE OF SURVAIVAL HE MUST PAY 
A FEE TO MR MCBAN OF MCBANS PREVIOUSLY OWNED CRUISE MISSILE AND 
NUCLEAR WEAPONRY 
SO HE WALKED IN PAID THE FEE AND COLLECTED THE MEMBERS GIFT  OF 
PRELIT DYNAMITE HE WALKED OUTSIDE TO THE STREET WHERE LEHOOK WAS 
WAITING HE CRIED "OH NO" 
"OH YES" SAID LEHOOK 
"I WILL RID THE WORLD OF YOUR GULLIBILITY" 
SAYING THAT MANCOMB THREW THE DYNAMITE AND RAN FOR COVER THE 
FOLLOWING EXPLOSION KILLED LEHOOK AND MANCOMB WAS HERALDED AS A 
SAVIOUR 

                  BY JOE MARTIN 
                (CPT SCURVY)