King Guybrush, the Conquerer

Once upon a time, on an island in the Caribbean, called Booty Island, lived, King Guybrush and Queen
Elaine.  King Guybrush became fat and lazy with his properity, and he wanted more treasures from around
the world.  So King Guybrush set sail for New York City, about 1000 miles away, and he trashed the city
with his Spanish Armada.  He sacked and looted the city, then he returned to Booty Island, only to
find out his queen, Elaine, had had a baby, Guybrush said, "Who's baby be that, woman?" Elaine replied
saying, "Why, it's yours! Don't you remember? We had...you know...9 months ago!"  Guybrush laughed and said
, "I am not going to be a father, I will  be a conquerer, bwahahahahahahahha!!!" Elaine sighed and
went to her room with Junior.  Guybrush returned two years later from war with Italy, only to find out
Booty Island had been overthrown by  the New Yorkers.  About another year passed, Guybrush was sailing
to Trinidad, then a ghostly looking ship pulled up by his ship, he could see a crew of ghosts, and not only
that, but Elaine was with Guybrush, jr.  The skeleton crew started to shoot muskets and cannons at Guybrush's
ship, Guybrush had a two hour war, then the crew of skeletons came on board Guybrush's crew, and hacked his crew
of soldiers, then they hakced King Guybrush, and threw him into the water.
The End.